Rogues
Roll Call
Here's a roughly chronological listing of just about
every nutcase who's worked with the Sturdy and/or Bedlum
Beggars through the years. How many ring a bell
with you?
The
Reverend Ikey Nokes
Damien
the Red-Eyed Bastard
Redbeard
Master
Wiggles
(aka Rott Wyler, Sparky Maggot, Caesar, Caesario, Herbantio)
Billy
Billy von Billy
(aka Old Beggar Joe, Will'm, Will'm the Poorer, the
Regurgitated, the Rash, the Rush)
Grimy
Fingers
Figgy
Pudding
(aka Little Debby, Sir Loin of Beef, Ham Hocks, Sir
Trilligood of Girth)
Bert
the Beloved
Hanonymus
Bosch
(aka Big Harry Lumpyn, Hack Ptui, Pike Spuzmonger, Tommo
Bedlum, Pike Murdwynn)
Spiney
Nodules
(aka Will Kemp, Snug Frothingale)
Halfwit
Henry
(aka Wakka Ding Hoy, Sir Loin of Beef, Beggar X, )
Burnt
Arse
(aka Ned Crustdragon, Zorbulon the (fill-in-the-blank),
Brother Bart)
Lutilla
Fair Dinkum
(aka Johnny Detox, Randy Passion)
Daphne,
Queen of Everything (aka Crazy Katie)
Sir
Nathan
Jacob
Quick
Bridget
Quince
Boinky
Sponge
the Wonder Beggar
Simon
LeSlime (aka One Eyed Willie)
Pizzle
McDick
(aka Beggar X, Malcom Powder)
Nabboth
Jakes
Legs
Akimbo
(aka Erm the Mad, Long Dick Montrose)
Gonzo
DiMedici
Namrhok
Nell
Moonie
B. Slutt
Goose
R. Bumps III
Fitzhugh
Nicely
Privy
LaPew
(aka Beggar Bob, Jojo the Dogfaced Boy)
Iggy
Slop
Helmut
von Mudt
Molly
Bloom
Moose
the Magnificently Moronic
Woogie
the Weasel
Andy
of the North (aka Yourhey Blorchsky)
Dr
Schmutzig Fubar
Bob
the Beggar
Spunky
Jitters (aka Lucky 13)
Slippery
Wenwhet
Crusty
Whitebread
Apologies
to those whose names we've forgotten. What is your name,
anyway?

(originally compiled by Wakka Ding
Hoy, w/Hack Ptui, 1993; edited by Lucky 13, 03/2002,
Hanonymus Bosch 03/2007)